librarysheek:
teenytigress:
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
So odd. What happens when his project is done I wonder?
(via boxesofboxesofinternet)
@12 hours ago with 250686 notes
"…It is a well known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.” -Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy"
@3 days ago with 5 notes